Asus Eee PC 900A Atom N270 - To Catch A Bargain
To Catch A Bargain
“Hi, I’m here about the Asus Eee PC 900 Netbook with 1.6GHz Atom Processor? We met online? Hello?”
Oh, hi! OMG I’m so excited! But I’m in the kitchen changing into my bikini! So don’t come in yet, okay?
“Did you just say the letters OMG for real? And a bikini? I guess that doesn’t matter, I just figured, I don’t know, you’d be dressed a little more professional or something… hey, are those fresh cookies?”
Yeah, have one! They’re really good!
“Thanks! Yeah, they really are delicious. Is that imported cinnamon I taste? Great stuff. Hey, listen, I’m kinda in a hurry so maybe we can just get to the Asus Eee PC 900 Netbook… whoa. Um, hi there… doorway guy.
You get right to it, don’t you? Why don’t you just have a seat.
“What? Listen, I’m here about the Asus Eee PC 900 Netbook, and I… wait, are you… Han Christian?”
Have a seat over there, please. Enjoying the cookie? Let’s talk about the Asus Eee PC 900 Netbook.
“Well, sure, I guess. I mean, I haven’t seen it yet, but I think it’s got a 8.9 inch screen and a solid state hard drive. I’m looking forward to using the preinstalled GNU Linux as well, if you’d-”
A four gig solid state hard drive, plus that SD/MMC card slot if you need to expand. And let’s not forget the Intel Atom N270 processor and chipset. But that’s not why you’re here, is it? Would you like another cookie? Maybe tell us why you’re really here.
“Um… Look, the cookies are great, but I’m here because I wanted to get a nice portable computer. I wanted something with built-in 802.11 b/g so I figured the Asus Eee PC 900 Netbook would be the perfect match. I never even considered a netbook before this one, and that’s my whole story. My car’s even still running outside, so could we maybe-”
The perfect match. Typical grooming behavior. According to this chatlog I printed out, you were, and I quote, “interested in how the Asus Eee PC 900 Netbook is smaller than a desktop but just as inciting.” Do you want to see that quote, sir? Or do you remember it well enough on your own?
“I… no, I… are people going to see this? Are you recording me right now?”
And you also, according to this chat log, said “I’m looking forward to seeing if the hi-definition audio and built in stereo speakers and mic can handle my needs like a bigger computer would.” Was that you, sir? Looking for a way to satisfy your twisted desires?
“I was actually just trying to find a way to cram a computer into my little apartment. And I liked the three USB ports and the Lithium Ion battery.”
And that’s your story? Have another cookie.
“Look, Han, thanks for the cookies, but you really got nothing on me here. I wanted a computer that was a little smaller than usual, that doesn’t make me a freak or anything. So I’m just going to put a few of these delicious cookies in my pocket and head out the front door. Okay? Because I’m pretty sure there’s no crime here.”
“Actually, sir, there is.”
“What?”
“Those cookies were baked in Cuba. The police are waiting outside.”
“Are you crazy? What’s wrong with you?”
“You don’t know, sir. You don’t know the thrill of being at the top of the ratings. A household word, that’s me. Me and my Asus Eee PC 900 Netbook. And if a few people have to get hurt, well, that’s the way the cookie crumbles. Any last requests before they take you away?”
“Yeah, can I go look at that bikini model in the kitchen? Smuggling’s a big deal, I might be in prison for a long time.”
“You got ten minutes. And take her a few cookies, too. I’ve got a warehouse full, I’m trying to get rid of them.”
Warranty: 1 Year Asus
Features:
8.9” screen size for more-than-ample viewing space, making it more comfortable on eyes when in use 1024×600 resolution allows you to view a single A4 page without the need to scroll left or right for easier reading and editing of documents Intel® 1.6 GHz Atom N270 Processor 4GB Built-in Solid State Disk (SSD) technology ensures that the internal drive stays quiet, draws less power, boots up faster and resists physical shock Robust data protection and superior shock resistance, ideal companion for reporters, wildlife photographers and other outdoor enthusiasts Incredibly intuitive point-and-click user interface that even first-time PC users will find extremely easy to use Fast boot up, get onto the Internet in mere seconds from the time you press the power button 50 preinstalled programs for learning, working and playing Specifications:
Operating System: GNU Linux Display: 8.9” Display, 1024×600 resolution Intel CPU & Chipset: Intel® 1.6 GHz Atom N270 Hard Drive: 4GB SSD (Solid State Drive) WLAN: Built-in 802.11b/g Memory: DDR II 1GB Display Card: Intel UMA Audio: Hi-definition Audio Stereo speaker Built-in Mic Storage Cards: SD/ MMC (SDHC) Battery: Li-ion Battery, 4 hrs of operation under normal use Power: Output: 12V, 36W; Input: 100-240V AC, 50/60Hz universal Dimensions: 22.5cm(W) x 17.0cm(D) x 2cm~3.38cm(H) Weight: 0.99kg
Input / Output:
3xUSB VGA-out (D-Sub, 15pin) Earphone jack Microphone RJ45 10/100 Mbps
In the box:
Eee PC 900A Netbook A/C Adapter and Cord Rechargable Netbook Battery Pack
“Hi, I’m here about the Asus Eee PC 900 Netbook with 1.6GHz Atom Processor? We met online? Hello?”
Oh, hi! OMG I’m so excited! But I’m in the kitchen changing into my bikini! So don’t come in yet, okay?
“Did you just say the letters OMG for real? And a bikini? I guess that doesn’t matter, I just figured, I don’t know, you’d be dressed a little more professional or something… hey, are those fresh cookies?”
Yeah, have one! They’re really good!
“Thanks! Yeah, they really are delicious. Is that imported cinnamon I taste? Great stuff. Hey, listen, I’m kinda in a hurry so maybe we can just get to the Asus Eee PC 900 Netbook… whoa. Um, hi there… doorway guy.
You get right to it, don’t you? Why don’t you just have a seat.
“What? Listen, I’m here about the Asus Eee PC 900 Netbook, and I… wait, are you… Han Christian?”
Have a seat over there, please. Enjoying the cookie? Let’s talk about the Asus Eee PC 900 Netbook.
“Well, sure, I guess. I mean, I haven’t seen it yet, but I think it’s got a 8.9 inch screen and a solid state hard drive. I’m looking forward to using the preinstalled GNU Linux as well, if you’d-”
A four gig solid state hard drive, plus that SD/MMC card slot if you need to expand. And let’s not forget the Intel Atom N270 processor and chipset. But that’s not why you’re here, is it? Would you like another cookie? Maybe tell us why you’re really here.
“Um… Look, the cookies are great, but I’m here because I wanted to get a nice portable computer. I wanted something with built-in 802.11 b/g so I figured the Asus Eee PC 900 Netbook would be the perfect match. I never even considered a netbook before this one, and that’s my whole story. My car’s even still running outside, so could we maybe-”
The perfect match. Typical grooming behavior. According to this chatlog I printed out, you were, and I quote, “interested in how the Asus Eee PC 900 Netbook is smaller than a desktop but just as inciting.” Do you want to see that quote, sir? Or do you remember it well enough on your own?
“I… no, I… are people going to see this? Are you recording me right now?”
And you also, according to this chat log, said “I’m looking forward to seeing if the hi-definition audio and built in stereo speakers and mic can handle my needs like a bigger computer would.” Was that you, sir? Looking for a way to satisfy your twisted desires?
“I was actually just trying to find a way to cram a computer into my little apartment. And I liked the three USB ports and the Lithium Ion battery.”
And that’s your story? Have another cookie.
“Look, Han, thanks for the cookies, but you really got nothing on me here. I wanted a computer that was a little smaller than usual, that doesn’t make me a freak or anything. So I’m just going to put a few of these delicious cookies in my pocket and head out the front door. Okay? Because I’m pretty sure there’s no crime here.”
“Actually, sir, there is.”
“What?”
“Those cookies were baked in Cuba. The police are waiting outside.”
“Are you crazy? What’s wrong with you?”
“You don’t know, sir. You don’t know the thrill of being at the top of the ratings. A household word, that’s me. Me and my Asus Eee PC 900 Netbook. And if a few people have to get hurt, well, that’s the way the cookie crumbles. Any last requests before they take you away?”
“Yeah, can I go look at that bikini model in the kitchen? Smuggling’s a big deal, I might be in prison for a long time.”
“You got ten minutes. And take her a few cookies, too. I’ve got a warehouse full, I’m trying to get rid of them.”
Warranty: 1 Year Asus
Features:
8.9” screen size for more-than-ample viewing space, making it more comfortable on eyes when in use 1024×600 resolution allows you to view a single A4 page without the need to scroll left or right for easier reading and editing of documents Intel® 1.6 GHz Atom N270 Processor 4GB Built-in Solid State Disk (SSD) technology ensures that the internal drive stays quiet, draws less power, boots up faster and resists physical shock Robust data protection and superior shock resistance, ideal companion for reporters, wildlife photographers and other outdoor enthusiasts Incredibly intuitive point-and-click user interface that even first-time PC users will find extremely easy to use Fast boot up, get onto the Internet in mere seconds from the time you press the power button 50 preinstalled programs for learning, working and playing Specifications:
Operating System: GNU Linux Display: 8.9” Display, 1024×600 resolution Intel CPU & Chipset: Intel® 1.6 GHz Atom N270 Hard Drive: 4GB SSD (Solid State Drive) WLAN: Built-in 802.11b/g Memory: DDR II 1GB Display Card: Intel UMA Audio: Hi-definition Audio Stereo speaker Built-in Mic Storage Cards: SD/ MMC (SDHC) Battery: Li-ion Battery, 4 hrs of operation under normal use Power: Output: 12V, 36W; Input: 100-240V AC, 50/60Hz universal Dimensions: 22.5cm(W) x 17.0cm(D) x 2cm~3.38cm(H) Weight: 0.99kg
Input / Output:
3xUSB VGA-out (D-Sub, 15pin) Earphone jack Microphone RJ45 10/100 Mbps
In the box:
Eee PC 900A Netbook A/C Adapter and Cord Rechargable Netbook Battery Pack
